
- There was this competition where the contestants had to hold ‘something’. At the end of the event, the winner was a person who was physically disabled (he had no hands and no any feet)! What was that ‘something’?
Breath.
- What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?
A coat of paint.
- What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs much before evolution of chicken.
- How can you make six into an odd number?
Remove the letter S and you have IX which is 9 in roman numerals.